As the coronavirus crisis continues, David Crosby has found one way to pass the time – by rating his fans attempts at rolling joints.
Earlier this month, Crosby tweeted Jeffrey Guterman, telling him “Jeff…I need to show you how to roll a joint” after Guterman posted a picture of one of his efforts.
Following this, fans from all around the world responded by sending Crosby pictures of their own creations and soon after, Crosby started to review the attempts. “Looks like a snake who swallowed a bowling ball,” and “crumbled and puny,” he tweeted to one fan. “Nice work, I would smoke that,” he said to another.
“It’s a calling,” Crosby later said of his online reviews system before adding: “I was born to do it.” You can see some of the efforts – and Crosby’s reviews of them – below:
Jeff ..I need to show you how to roll a joint https://t.co/zlUYlGd1Wk
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Sorry …substandard https://t.co/GbHXaWY1rs
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 18, 2020
Very clean …I’d smoke it https://t.co/dfHTV8DndV
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 18, 2020
Workable but not esthetic https://t.co/GbHXaWY1rs
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 17, 2020
Nice work https://t.co/YW7WQF8usD
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 17, 2020
Crumpled and puny https://t.co/XcYWrPXDpL
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Poor …looks like a snake who swallowed a bowling ball https://t.co/pzI0z2pA6M
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
They will certainly work but as lip art they basically suck https://t.co/TtQu6oVFe7
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Nice work I would smoke that https://t.co/hVpmOPCm2D
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 13, 2020
That is a party waiting to happen…..beautiful even though it is the size of a small sex toy https://t.co/S0alwV6WYA
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
The Byrds and Crosby, Stills & Nash legend is well known for his outspoken views and reviews on Twitter.
Speaking to Stereogum in the past, Crosby explained his love for social media, saying: “I like talking to people. I like Facebook and Instagram, too, but I function best on Twitter because I’m a words guy. I like communicating with people. It’s fun for me. I don’t answer questions if they’re too dumb.”
He went on to say: “I get in trouble there, mind you. I get in trouble there saying Kanye West has absolutely no talent and is a complete poseur. I get in trouble there saying Donald Trump is a walking intelligence-free zone. But I have fun.”
Previously, Crosby has shared his views on a host of artists including former White Stripes frontman Jack White saying, “Has not shown up with a really fine song yet.” He also revealed that he was “undecided” on Father John Misty.
Elsewhere, he described Iron & Wine as “interesting and good” and called Jason Mraz a “very talented cat.”
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