Abigail Morris, singer of The Last Dinner Party, has a burning question: āIsnāt this the best fucking festival in the world?ā
Itās Thursday night at End of the Road, the beloved boutique festival thatās been held in the wooded Larmer Tree Gardens, on the border between Dorset and Wiltshire, since 2006. Although her question is rhetorical, and although the party is hardly even in full swing yet, Morris’ suggestion is met with a full-bodied response from the crowd that stretches back along the main Woods Stage.
Emily Eavis would probably like a word with this lot, but End of the Road has long cultivated a reputation as the worst-kept secret on the festival circuit. Despite its cartoonish, dow-nhome aesthetic (epitomized by an art-adorned woodlands walk and handmade-looking signage that looks like it was commissioned by Wes Anderson), the 15,000-capacity weekender has also long outgrown its folky beginnings.

This early-doors show is a case in point. Their confident, theatrical set might channel New Romanticism and ā80s Bowie, but the The Last Dinner Party look like theyāve just escaped from a ā70s heist movie, the band flanked by bassist Georgia Davis in a flamboyant flared suit and keyboard player Aurora Nischevi in a matching orange blazer. The quintet have been attending EOTR as punters for years: āThis is like playing the Pyramid Stage for me,ā Morris announces, āso weāve peaked.ā
That sense of excitement is matched the following day by reformed indie stalwarts Be Your Own Pet, who, exclaims wildly energetic singer Jemima Pearl, come to us āall the way from Nashville, Tennesseeā¦ and 2008ā. The band supplement indie sleaze classics āBeckyā and āAdventureā with politicised newbies āHand Grenadeā and āBig Troubleā. āIt feels so good to be back,ā beams Pearl.

Fellow ā00s blogosphere graduate Panda Bear, of Animal Collective fame, teams up with producer Sonic Boom for tedious audiovisual self-indulgence in an inexplicably rammed Big Top, before Marie Davidson puts in the graveyard shift on the same stage, showing them how itās done. She draws a much smaller crowd, but everyone who came to End of the Road in a bucket hat shows up for her grinding, nihilistic techno, which blows away the cobwebs after Angel Olsenās spellbinding set on the Garden Stage.
Appropriately, the Missouri-born star performs her wistful Americana under an eerily clear, near-full moon. āThis song I wrote last night,ā she teases, informing the audience that theyāll hear it first. Expectations duly raised, she then thunders into 2016ās grungy āShut Up, Kiss Meā, her signature song.
That bombshellās not the last surprise of the weekend. A mystery has hung over the late Saturday evening slot on the main stage, which is revealed to be a secret set from none other than indie superstars Wet Leg. It appears End of the Road does worst-kept secrets: one bloke down the front has brought his own chaise longue for the occasion.
āHello ā we are Oasis,ā Rhian Teasdale waves to a crowd that seems to account for every punter on site. The singer apologetically explains sheās under the weather so ācanāt give you my allā, but looks visibly thrilled to be back at a āspecialā festival: she and fellow founding member Hester Chambers formed Wet Leg here back in 2019 ā atop the Ferris wheel, of course. What follows is a fittingly freewheeling set from a band with nothing to prove. By the time they inevitably close with āChaise Longueā, kooks are dancing on the one down the front.

Future Islands close out the Woods Stage, with frontman Samuel T. Herring answering the question: what if Steve Pemberton became the worldās most normcore rock star? Clad in a Ā black t-shirt and jeans, he nevertheless remains a supremely strange stage presence, lunging and barking his way through the Baltimore bandās emotionally charged synth-pop. Heās mesmerizing even before they encore with a devastating, fuzzed-up āLittle Dreamerā.
Itās a heavy moment, alright, though precedes a feel-good Sunday scorcher that sees Cameron Winter of recent NME cover stars Geese thank the Big Topās healthily sized crowd for āstaying with us in the sweatiest tent in the fucking festivalā. The bandās Southern rock pastiche marks a mini ā70s revival at End of the Road, as Picture Parlourās Katherine Parlour graces the Folly Stage looking every inch the rock star in dark shades ā indoors! ā before she evokes the decadeās raw-voiced wailers, ably assisted by Ella Risi’s fabulously histrionic guitar shredding.

Thereās more fretboard showboating from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard on the Woods Stage, while Ezra Furman hammers out ragged art-punk on the Garden Stage for what, she warns, might be the bandās final show. āBody Is Madeā gets a slow-burning makeover that renders its celebration of gender diversity, which Furman delivers through gritted teeth, all the more resonant. āTrans power!ā she yells, concluding this magical get-together with a powerful sense of unity.
The best fucking festival in the world? Maybe ā but keep it to yourself. This review will self-destruct in fiveā¦
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